You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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