Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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