he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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