Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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