i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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