got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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