I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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