its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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