I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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