We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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