I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
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You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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