I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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