I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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