dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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