butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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