ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
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how many dildos make it a "collection?"
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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