I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Randomize
