happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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