OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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