Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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