yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
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i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I still have a little drunk in my system
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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