i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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