I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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