who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I would fuck him just for his dog
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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