I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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