What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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