I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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