try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
So squirting runs in the family.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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