I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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