Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
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He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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