Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
