meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
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you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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