Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
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