He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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