so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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