Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
