Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Houston, we have a squirter
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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