And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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