Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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