she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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