I just made out with a guy for $7.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
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Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
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New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
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