You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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