Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
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Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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