He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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