He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Randomize
