their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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