it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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