I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
foreskin is a definite game changer
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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