You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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