Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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