im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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