it wasn't lemon gatorade
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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