Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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