Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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